Julian Bashir was in the Infimary when Jadzia Dax ran in, looking very frightened. "Julian, hide me!"
"From who?" asked Julian as he tried to conceal her behind a console.
"Odo. I think I really upset him this time."
"His furniture?" At her nod, he asked, "What you do?"
"I accidently kicked his bucket."
"Was he in it?"
"No," said Jadzia with a slight giggle, "he *was* it."
Julian burst into hysterical laughter.
"That's not funny." Odo had entered the Infirmary, with a weird forehead spot.
Jadzia gave a little scream and ran out of the Infirmary, Odo following her.