Fill Us In
By Izzy
To the tune of "Fill Me In" by Craig David

Ron:
I was checking Hermione
In the common room there
She whispered, "Hey Ron, let's go someplace else
So we took Harry's cloak
You took me into an abandoned classroom
Locked up the door
Took off your hat and threw it to the floor

Mine followed
Then we sat down start kissing
Caressing
Then you muted the walls
Transfigured blankets
And we jumped right in
Filch, Mrs. Norris, I assume they passed
Noone'd come in there when we left at last

And well, our best friend Harry was really cool
Knew what was going on between me and you
We were just doing things young people in love do
Dean and Seamus trying to find out what we were up to

Saying, "So you were creeping round late last night
Now you're a very disheveled but a happy sight
We can guess what you did
We know it was not a fight
Can you fill us in?
Harry claiming you'd be here anon
But he couldn't tell just where you had gone
Do we really need to go on and on?
Can you fill us in?"

Hermione:
Next day in the common room and I asked Ron to come out
He whispered, "Hey Herm, let's go someplace else"
So we took Harry's cloak
We left it in the secret passage leading up to Hogsmeade
Apparated out of the store
I mean, we'd done this before

The pub we went in
We got drinks we usually couldn't
Saw it was early morning
Thought we'd better be leaving
So you gave me your cloak, forgotten my own
Told me to wear it cause I felt cold

Harry once asked me
When I started breaking rules
I told him he'd understand if he was me or you
We were just doing things young people in love do
Lavender, Parvati asking what I was up to

Saying, "Why aren't you Miss Don't-Break-the-Rules no more?
Cause we don't think your homework can last you till four
You came in wearing a cloak yours is in your drawer
Can you fill us in?
Before you answer, we'll say this
Ron couldn't be found by his searching sis'
And we're pretty sure that he's the one you're with
Can you fill us in?"

All they seem to do
Is be asking me and you
Baby

Ron:
Asking our every move
I'm thinking that they approve
Baby

"So you were creeping round late last night
Now you're a very dishelved but a happy sight
We can guess what you did
We know it was not a fight
Can you fill us in?
Harry claiming you'd be here anon
But he couldn't tell just where you had gone
Do we really need to go on and on?
Can you fill us in?"