A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How Voyager used to make me smile
And when I pick up my pen
I can make it live again
And make some readers happy for a while...
But recent episodes make me shudder
And we look from one another
What have they done this time?
Another horrid plotline!
I was able to bear "Disease"
And "Someone to Watch Over Me"
But I can't bear what I now see
To me, Voyager's died
Oh, my, my you old Seven of Nine
You never grow up, you take up all the screen time
Beware Brannon Braga, your doom is nigh
And to me Voyager's already died
To me Voyager's already died...
Did you watch Seska with wide eyes
And did Tom's behavior make you sigh?
"Investiagtions" explained that...
Did you believe that Kes survived
When they forgot she ever was alive?
And did you hope that she'd return in season five?
Well we know Kim was in love with Seven
Cause we saw them in "Revulsion"
And then he got her smile
Yeah, we had hope for a while
We were cheerful bunch of Voyager fans
With lots of P/T marriage plans
But now we've all got wringing hands
To me, Voyager's died
And we're all singing
My, my you old Seven of Nine
You never grow up, you take up all the screen time
Beware Brannon Braga, your doom is nigh
And to me Voyager's already died
To me Voyager's already died...
Now for five years
We watched and it rocked
From "Caretaker" to "Equinox"
We think how it used to be
When "Blood Fever" showed on the air
With an openess so very rare
And it spurned off reactions beyound compare
And as we crossed to season four
We had to worry about the Borg
And while Janeway and Chakotay
Argued all the way,
TPTB plotted behind the scenes
To a put a new girl on out screens
They tossed out Kes, and that was mean
Perhaps Voyager'd died
Cause some were singing
My, my you old Seven of Nine
You never grow up, you take up all the screen time
Beware Brannon Braga, your doom is nigh
And to me Voyager's already died
To me Voyager's already died...
Lots and lots of Seven of Nine
The ratings are doing just fine
But all the others are behind
Since we need some new villians
The writers create the Hirogen
But I don't think that we'll ever see them again
Then the J/Cers get all upset
Cause of one alien babe they can't forget
We all just turned white
One fateful Wednesday night
Cause Kellin tried to take the field
Thank God her's planets laws don't yield
Our hatred for Braga was sealed
We feared Voyager'd die
We started singing
My, my you old Seven of Nine
You never grow up, you take up all the screen time
Beware Brannon Braga, your doom is nigh
And to me Voyager's already died
To me Voyager's already died...
Malon are all over the place
25 thousand light-years of space
Separate our encounters with them
Jason Alexander mades some fuss
Impressing very few of us
I hope that we have seen the last of him
And as my shipper hopes start to fade
My hands are clenched in fists of rage
Tom and B'Elanna are together
But we never see them so!
And as K/7 fades from sight
And J/C is a totured light
I hear Braga laughing with delight
I know Voyager's died
And I start singing
My, my you old Seven of Nine
You never grow up, you take up all the screen time
Beware Brannon Braga, your doom is nigh
And to me Voyager's already died
To me Voyager's already died...
All my friends now sing the blues
I ask them for good Voyager news
Most just smile and turn away
I hear Kes is coming back
But as all of the writers hack
I know like all the others
She'll waste away
Last night the J/Cers screamed
K/7ers cried, P/Ters dreamed
"Fair Haven" scare was spoken
And our hearts all were broken
And the Power That Be I admired the most
Jeri Taylor of whom we boast
She took the last train to the coast
And now, Voyager's died
And she was singing
My, my you old Seven of Nine
You never grow up, you take up all the screen time
Beware Brannon Braga, your doom is nigh
And to me Voyager's already died
To me Voyager's already died...
We're all singing
My, my you old Seven of Nine
You never grow up, you take up all the screen time
Beware Brannon Braga, your doom is nigh
And to me Voyager's already died