Will they get back to the Jedi Temple safely? Will Master Yoda be able to wake Master Yaddle up? Will Padmé finally become a padawan? Will Darth Maul return? William Tell?

(No Muppets or medical IVs have been or will be harmed in the making of this fic. Certain Zabrak Sith Lords, on the other hand, are P.O.ed indeed right now).