"Kiss me." And before Odo could say anything else, Kira Nerys planted a kiss on his lips.
From thier spot in the corner of Quark's, Odo's eyes flew about the place, trying to get a hint about why Kira suddenly wanted him to kiss her. As she came up for air, Odo whispered, "Why?"
"Tiron. He's here for a few days." Kira and Odo resumed thier kissing, but not before Odo spotted Tiron, who he personally would have preferred never to see again.
By the time they came up again, Tiron was gone. "Did you know you're a terrific kisser, Odo?"
"No."
"Kiss me again."
"But Tiron is gone. And everybody else is staring at us."
She looked around. "Good point. Come on."
She led him across the Promanade into the turbolift. The doors closed behind them. "Now kiss me again."
Odo stared at her dumbfounded. Kira didn't change her mind about how she felt about her best friend just because he kissed her to keep an obnoxious suitor away.
Kira slammed him against the wall of the turbolift and kissed him. He pushed away. "Kira, what has gotten into you?"
"Would you accept falling for you very quickly?"
"No, you don't do that."
"I do now." Then the turbolift opened, revealing Kira.
Odo looked in confusion from one Kira to the other, before the Kira in the turbolift sighed, "You're nothing like my Odo. I'm going back to the mirror universe." The mirror Kira(for that was who she was) tapped her combadge. "Kira to Tiron. Our cover's been blown. We'd better get outta here. The Tiron from my universe" she explained to Odo and Kira. "My hacking skills have proven very useful knowing minute details to add." She tapped her wrist and dissapeared.
Then Jadzia Dax appeared. "Congratulations you two!" she called.
"Huh?"
"I'm afraid the mirror Kira kissed me in Quark's." explained Odo.
"Oh great," sighed Kira. "Well, at least she didn't kiss you in the middle of the Promanade."
Odo laughed. "At least that."